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eda0bdedb8ba:

pseudomantis:

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Pizza VS Flower with bee on it VS Bisexuality VS Wind turbine

For anyone who doesn’t want to watch the video, he used a list of things from Wikidata, pared it down to about 8000 things that most people would have heard of, and made a website where people voted for the best option in randomly selected pairs of things.

Pizza was voted the 9th best thing, making it the best food. Bees weren’t in the top 10 best things, but they won 77% of matchups to be selected as the best creature, followed by emperor penguins and hedgehogs. Bisexuality didn’t place in the top 10 either, but it won 73% of matchups compared to heterosexuality winning only 45%. (Orgasms were the highest ranked sexual thing, and were miraculously ranked at number 69.) I think the windmill is supposed to stand for electricity, which was the second place winner. And the winner of “best thing” was sleep.

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Posted 3 weeks ago

human–beans:

this is my all time favourite post I’ve ever seen on reddit everyone read it please

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Posted 3 weeks ago

emotion-deluxe:

zelda-heritage-posts:

emotion-deluxe:

emotion-deluxe:

tire-deyes:

emotion-deluxe:

emotion-deluxe:

Why do the hyrule chasms look like butt holes

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??? Not me skydiving directly into Ganon’s leaky boy pussy

Where’s Shakira??

Africa…. obviously. did you not listen to her song??? 🙄

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The other pop girls couldn’t do it

Zelda Heritage Post

This is where she filmed She Wolf btw.

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Posted 3 weeks ago

gunsandfireandshit:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

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i mean that is a succinct explanation, yeah

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r0zeclawz:

do not let my jrpg ass get hold of the aux cord i will straight up play some shit called “battle 1” and start screaming and crying

Posted 3 weeks ago

theprimememeister:

pokemonlezbian:

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Staying in my cave and I’ve been doing just fine

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Posted 3 weeks ago

does BC stand for big cock? I thought you were a bottom

Anonymous asked

surprisebitch:

it stands for British Columbia

Posted 3 weeks ago

local-gay:

knuckleduster:

petal-metal-blog:

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

fuck everything else this is the real post of the decade

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patamon:

Digimon Frontier Episode 16 | Strength Does Not Matter! The Beautiful Warrior, Shutumon

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bloodanddiscoballs:

sequinbandit:

garbage-empress:

gaylorsie:

they should invent a way for me to bear it

have you tried the grinning method?

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@skyberia tag sdkfnfk

A tag that says: Girl that man is not fucking bearing itALT